Homework! Oh, Homework

Homework! Oh, homework!

I hate you! You stink!

I wish I could wash you

away in the sink



if only a bomb

would explode you to bits

Homework! Oh, homework!

You're giving me fits



I'd rather take baths

with a man-eating shark

or wrestle a lion

along in the dark



eat spinach and liver

pet ten porcupines

than tackle the homework

my teacher assigns



Homework! Oh, homework!

You're last on my list

I simply can't see

why you even exist



if you just disappeared

it would tickle me pink

Homework! Oh, homework!

I hate you! You stink!