My Sister Is a Sissy

My sister is a sissy

She's afraid of dogs and cats

a toad can give her tantrums

and she's terrified of rats



she screams at things at stingers

things that buzz, and things that crawl

just the shadow of a spider

sent my sister up the wall



A lizard makes her shiver

and a turtle makes her squirm

she positively cringes

at a prospect of a worm



she's afraid of things with feathers

she's afraid of things with fur

she's scared of almost everything-

how come I scared of her?