I've Got an Incredible Headache

I've got an incredible headache

my temples are throbbing with pain

it feel like a freight train with two locomotives

is chugging about in my brain



I'm sure I can't stand it much longer

my skull's being squeezed in a vise

as regiments march to the blaring of trumpets

and thousands of tap-dancing mice



My head's filled with horrible nioses

there's a man mashing melons inside

someone keeps drumming on bongos and plumbing

as porpoises thrash in the tide



An elephant herd is stampeding

a valcano is blowing its top

and if I keep hitting my head with this hammer

I doubt that my headache will stop